Everything is Fine (2026)

Everything is Crab is brimming with so much potential and I genuinely hope it keeps evolving alongside its menagerie of critters.

Everything is Crab is an undeniable success both creatively and in terms of gameplay. The blend of Spore and Vampire Survivors works wonderfully, offering an accessible, addictive, and thoroughly original experience. The visual mutations are a brilliant idea that boosts replayability, and the gameplay loop is solid enough to keep you hooked for hours. However, the lack of variety in the environments, limited depth, and content that could be more substantial prevent the game from reaching the pinnacle of the genre. I sense enormous potential, but it remains only partially realized.

Everything is Crab combines Roguelike gameplay with Spore-like evolutions to create something that feels wholly unique. That doesn't stop the game from falling into the trap of having a bit too much RNG. It's visually interesting with a fun art style that showcases those evolutions well, but gets weighed down by some of the more pressing issues. All in all, Everything is Crab is a good game that is hopefully well on the way to becoming a great game.

Everything may be crab, but not everything is well with Everything is Crab. It’s a tad too simple for its enterprising attempt at evolving the roguelite formula, but I still think it’s another crab game that’s worth treasuring. Splicing simply addictive gameplay with a famous high-brow meme and enough difficulty levels to challenge anyone, this game’s got the potential to template a better attempt in the future. We must’ve just caught it mid-evolution is all.

Everything is Crab succeeds because it manages to feel fresh and creative in a genre known for feeling bankrupt of ideas. It’s a really simple roguelite with superficial combat and basic visuals, but its take on biological evolution and ensuring your adorable little freak will survive against predators is actually quite engaging and addictive.