Main
3
hours
Main + Extra
5
hours
Platinum
7
hours
Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
Platforms
Mac Switch PCGenres
Arcade Indie SportThemes
Action Comedy
Languages: English
| Interface | Audio | Subtitles | |
|---|---|---|---|
| English |
Media
Critic Reviews
FingerGuns
By Greg Hicks60
The novelty of the absurdness wears off pretty quickly. But it makes up for it by being a fun little football game.
25 Jun, 2020
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The Digital Fix
By Steven McCullough70
While not quite able to deliver an arcade football experience worth sticking with, the quality gags make up for the low budget aesthetic.
16 Aug, 2017
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PC Gamer
By Jon Denton26
A misguided attempt at parody, underpinned by a poor sports game by anyone's standards.
31 Jul, 2017
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