Crush Your Enemies (2016)

Good Shepherd Entertainment, Vile Monarch

Main
8
hours
Main + Extra
10
hours
Platinum
-
hours

Strategy games have become too stuffy, bogged down with diplomacy, endless repositioning, waiting....ugh, so much waiting. Crush Your Enemies is a RTS distilled down to the basics - foul-mouthed barbarians, gratuitous use of "bollocks," and more chest hair than you can handle.

Platforms

Android iOS Linux Mac Switch PC

Genres

Indie Real Time Strategy (RTS) Strategy

Themes

Action Comedy Historical Party Warfare

Languages: English and 5 more

Interface Audio Subtitles
English
French
Polish
Russian
Chinese (Simplified)
German

Media

Critic Reviews

GameOctane

By Beau Severson
50

If you take away every word of written dialogue and every story note of this game, it could be tolerable, although it still wouldn't control well without a touch or mouse interface. If you want to try this game, I suggest a different platform.

17 Jan, 2019 Read full review

PS3Blog.net

By EdEN
70

Overall, Crush Your Enemies! is a fun minimalist Real-Time Strategy release on Nintendo Switch that is fun to play in short burst here and there as well as for longer playing sessions. There's a ton of levels to complete, and your time playing the game will be increased considerably if you aim at completing all extra objectives so that you can 100% all stages. Are you up to the challenge?

02 Nov, 2018 Read full review

Nintendo Times

By Jay Kittelson
45

Crush Your Enemies had the potential to be a fun strategy title that would be interesting to play with a friend. The controls make it difficult to enjoy because of time goals that get destroyed by futzing with the control stick to make selections and direct your little army to conquer each level. Avoid this one unless it goes on sale and you think you can tolerate the control schema.

15 Aug, 2018 Read full review

Gaming Nexus

By Eric Hauter
80

Crush your Enemies! is a fun strategy title on Switch that fills a need that I didn't realize I had. By cutting out a lot of the hoops RTS players are accustomed to jumping through, the shiny core of the genre is revealed.

10 Aug, 2018 Read full review

Digitally Downloaded

By Matt Sainsbury
50

There's nothing inherently wrong with Crush Your Enemies. It's presented nicely, has some nice, clean mechanics and is cleverly designed to be playable in short bursts of time. But it's also a strategy game that struggles to encourage players to be strategic, and its best feature, the multiplayer, is dead on release.

06 Aug, 2018 Read full review

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